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| The Cast |
| Dracula | - | Matthew Robinson
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| "Most attractive package" |
| Jonathan Harker | - | Dom Mattos (STB)
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| "Gorgeous" |
| Sexy Vamps | - | Helen Shield
Katherine Oliver
Maddi Leary
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| "Go on kiss him" |
| Lucy Westonra | - | Ruth Weyman
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| "Ball Bouncingly Beautiful" |
| Mina Harker | - | Charli Massey
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| "There's more to a relationship than carnal pleasure" |
| Jack Seward | - | Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol)
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| "Wetter than a fish's wet bits" |
| Arthur Holmewood | - | Sally Close
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| "I do a rather good line in rough shag" |
| Quincey C Morris | - | Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
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| "There's nothing like a good rogering" |
| Butler | - | Christopher Nairne
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| "Talent oozes from every pore" |
| Maid | - | Mark Jenkins
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| "Knees apart she's the greatest" |
| Sister Sledge | - | Laura Horgan
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| "I've go all my sisters with me" |
| Sister Act | - | Katherine Oliver
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| "Tell him to drop his trousers" |
| Sister Maria | - | Maddi Leary
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| "But I need a wimple..." |
| Sister Agatha | - | Ariel Gaines
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| "Were we supposed to bring presents?" |
| Ship's Captain | - | Mark Jenkins
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| "No-one tosses themselves off on my ship" |
| Olgaron | - | Paul Miyagawa
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| "There's something going on on this ship cap'n" |
| Navy | - | Maddi Leary
Katherine Oliver
Helen Shield
Laura Horgan
Natalie Wells
Ariel Gaines
Andrea Watts
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| O'Connell | - | Harry Ullman (Wadham)
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| "Mad as a button" |
| Renfield | - | Louise Sherlock (St John's)
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| "Strange and off-puting" |
| Goths | - | Helen Shield
Paul Miyagawa
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| Monty | - | As Himself
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| Van Helsing | - | Tom Reynolds
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| "Craizy" |
| Priest | - | Mark Jenkins
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| "Hallowed is not a name" |
| Mary | - | Nicole Gera
Helen Shield
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| The Crew: |
| Director | - | Andrea Watts
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| "Looks like the Virgin Mary" |
| The Amazing Musicians: | - | Simon Meredith
Will Bartlett
Russell Whitehead
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| Lighting | - | Gavin Illsley
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| All Animals | - | Sally Close
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| "I could make you one of those" |
| Playwright | - | Andrea Watts
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