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Flosscars 2007

Flosscars are our annual awards for acting, failing to act, writing, failing to write, and generally anything we feel deserves an award at the time. Feel free to browse our archives of Flosscars in years gone past as well as using this page in Trinity of each year to nominate and vote for that year's Flosscars!

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Best hero

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Best heroine

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Best villain

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The "ooh you lovey" award for actually being able to act (non-heros/heriones/villains)

Nominees :

  • Andrew for Malevolence/Caterpillar
  • William Minter (Wadham) for Cheshire Cat

Best Ad-Lib

Nominees :

  • Phil and Chris for something about flaming sheep on bicycles
  • Dan Artus (Regent's Park) for The White Rabbit - *lights out* 'I'm not finished yet!'
  • Andrew, Caterpillar for “Now how the fuck do I get out of here…”
  • Marc for “What's the matter? Don't you have the balls to come and defend your sultan!?”

Worst Ad-Lib

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  • Phil and Chris for the fish paste moment. The Warden got up and left.
  • Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) for sitting in front of Sian with purple wig, and asking whether they were her pubes.

Best double act

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  • Phil and Chris for palace guards
  • Ugly Sisters
  • Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee

Best on-stage fuck-up/mistake

Nominees :

  • Paul for The March Hare's ears breaking
  • Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for Emphysema making a dramatic gesture and then forgetting what he was about to say.
  • Kate Morris (St Hildas) for the Duchess, falling and sending talc-covered carrots everywhere.
  • beth rowell (St Hilda's) for randomly throwing a bread roll onto stage well before they had reached the pun which required a bread roll to be thrown on stage.
  • James K for announcing himself with the wrong name at the end of Charley's Aunt.

The 'Beyond the call of duty' award

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Best quote

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  • Malevolence for “Well, fuck.”
  • Malevolence for “Look at it cunn!”

Best last-minute oule

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  • Alex Craven for Buttons

Best audience

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  • Last night of Alice & Charley's Aunt

Best caricature of oneself

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  • Andrew for Caterpillar
  • Jon for Sir Gerald Spore

Phil Gemmell award for nudity

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  • Marc and Joff for for the trouser-swapping
  • Most of the girls in Arabian Nights
  • Nat Mills (St Hilda's) for that cast party: “I'll take off my trousers if all the men in the room do…”

Best drink

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Best inanimate object

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Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex

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  • Duncan Coutts (Worcester), Tom and Phil for Ugly Sisters
  • Kirsty for Dandini
  • Rob for Helen Highwater
  • Dan R for The last potential bride - 'Ooh, I think I must be in a dream…'
  • Dan R for The Governess
  • Kirsty for Hassan
  • Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) for Spurious Dame
  • James K for Charley's Aunt

Best line-learner

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Best speech

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  • Andrew for Caterpillar's mad angry rambling - 'like a blue herbivorous ninja'
  • Phil for Hatter's outrage in the Trial - 'Somewhere the tea's getting cold'
  • Marc for the Sultan complimenting Princess Sunbeam: “words cannot describe such perfection, unless they be words like… 'phwoooar'.”
  • Kirsty for Hassan's hallucinatory rambling: “Bow down before me, puny morsels, for I am Queen of the Squids!”

Best costume

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  • Andrew for Caterpillar
  • Emma for Tree of Truth

Best impersonation of an animal impersonating an animal

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Best corpsing

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  • Everyone for when Andrew renamed Laurie's Caretaker 'Tarquin' during their romantic final moment.
  • rk hughes (hertford) and Becky for when knocking on the door didn't really work.

The rest of the cast for when Gam had his way with Gemmell.

Best song

Nominees :

  • The One You Wake Up With
  • The Situation
  • The Hunting Song
  • Miss You Like Fire
  • Jabberwocky
  • Croquet

AA for most alcoholic award

Nominees :

  • Phil for after the last night's Trial
  • beth rowell (St Hilda's) and Nat Mills (St Hilda's) for having a bottle of Tequila backstage

Tom Reynolds dodgy accent award

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flosscars/2007.txt · Last modified: 2018/07/06 09:17 by lily