Flosscars 2007

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Nominees :

• Marc for Prince Charming (Cinderella)
• Kirsty for Dandini (Cinderella)
• James for Buttons (Cinderella)
• Jon for Sir Gerald Spore
• Kirsty for Hassan
• Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) for The King
• Alex C for Charley
• Olly for Jack

Nominees :

• Emily for Alice (Alice In Wonderland)
• Helen Nightingale (Somerville) for Cinderella (Cinderella)
• Hannah for Princess Sunbeam
• Kathryn for Amy
• Lotty for Kitty
• Sian for Scheherezade

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• Anna for Evil Stepmother (Cinderella)
• Emma for Queen of Hearts (Alice In Wonderland)
• Andrew for Malevolence
• Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) for Grand Vizier
• Callum for Mr. Spettigue
• Marc for The Sultan

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• Andrew for Malevolence/Caterpillar
• William Minter (Wadham) for Cheshire Cat

Nominees :

• Phil and Chris for something about flaming sheep on bicycles
• Dan Artus (Regent's Park) for The White Rabbit - *lights out* 'I'm not finished yet!'
• Andrew, Caterpillar for “Now how the fuck do I get out of here…”
• Marc for “What's the matter? Don't you have the balls to come and defend your sultan!?”

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• Phil and Chris for the fish paste moment. The Warden got up and left.
• Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) for sitting in front of Sian with purple wig, and asking whether they were her pubes.

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• Phil and Chris for palace guards
• Ugly Sisters
• Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee

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• Paul for The March Hare's ears breaking
• Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for Emphysema making a dramatic gesture and then forgetting what he was about to say.
• Kate Morris (St Hildas) for the Duchess, falling and sending talc-covered carrots everywhere.
• beth rowell (St Hilda's) for randomly throwing a bread roll onto stage well before they had reached the pun which required a bread roll to be thrown on stage.
• James K for announcing himself with the wrong name at the end of Charley's Aunt.

Nominees :

• Helen Nightingale (Somerville) and Sian for all the millions of facepainting in Alice.
• Kate Morris (St Hildas) for continuing with all the multiple falling-over injuries.
• beth rowell (St Hilda's), Helen Nightingale (Somerville) and Lydia Nicholas (Christ Church) for making the coach and all the other props.
• Tom for sorting the hoodies and battling with Barclays.
• Tom and Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for teching on short notice.
• beth rowell (St Hilda's) and Kate Morris (St Hildas) for the Cinderella backdrop.

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• Malevolence for “Well, fuck.”
• Malevolence for “Look at it cunn!”

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• Alex Craven for Buttons

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• Last night of Alice & Charley's Aunt

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• Andrew for Caterpillar
• Jon for Sir Gerald Spore

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• Marc and Joff for for the trouser-swapping
• Most of the girls in Arabian Nights
• Nat Mills (St Hilda's) for that cast party: “I'll take off my trousers if all the men in the room do…”

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• The Hatter's nice cup of tea (of neat gin) (Alice In Wonderland)
• Jon and Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) for being a cup of tea

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• Ye Olde Door (Alice In Wonderland)
• Emma for the Tree of Truth (Cinderella)
• Jon and Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) for Milk jug & Teacup (Alice In Wonderland)
• Joff's trousers for being swapped between him and Marc several times a show, with nowhere to hide.
• The talcum powder for being EVERYWHERE.
• Rattigue.
• Pig.

Nominees :

• Duncan Coutts (Worcester), Tom and Phil for Ugly Sisters
• Kirsty for Dandini
• Rob for Helen Highwater
• Dan R for The last potential bride - 'Ooh, I think I must be in a dream…'
• Dan R for The Governess
• Kirsty for Hassan
• Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) for Spurious Dame
• James K for Charley's Aunt

Nominees :

• Emily (Alice In Wonderland)
• Helen Nightingale (Somerville) (Cinderella)

Nominees :

• Andrew for Caterpillar's mad angry rambling - 'like a blue herbivorous ninja'
• Phil for Hatter's outrage in the Trial - 'Somewhere the tea's getting cold'
• Marc for the Sultan complimenting Princess Sunbeam: “words cannot describe such perfection, unless they be words like… 'phwoooar'.”
• Kirsty for Hassan's hallucinatory rambling: “Bow down before me, puny morsels, for I am Queen of the Squids!”

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• Andrew for Caterpillar
• Emma for Tree of Truth

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• Monty for the camel (A Thousand Arabian One Night Stands)

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• Everyone for when Andrew renamed Laurie's Caretaker 'Tarquin' during their romantic final moment.
• rk hughes (hertford) and Becky for when knocking on the door didn't really work.

The rest of the cast for when Gam had his way with Gemmell.

Nominees :

• The One You Wake Up With
• The Situation
• The Hunting Song
• Miss You Like Fire
• Jabberwocky
• Croquet

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• Phil for after the last night's Trial
• beth rowell (St Hilda's) and Nat Mills (St Hilda's) for having a bottle of Tequila backstage

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• Harry Ullman (Ex-Wadham) for the Swedish Chef