====== Jack and the Beanstalk (Michaelmas, 2004) ====== [[shows:first|First]] | [[shows:canterbury_tales|Previous]] | [[shows:scarlet_pimpernel|Next]] | [[shows:latest|Latest]] ===== Cast ===== ===== Script and Programme ===== ===== Flosscars Wins ===== |**Best hero**|Tom for Paddy| |**Best ad-lib**|Mark Roberts for Moving spotlight gag| |**Best prop/piece of scenery**|The trees we stole from tom's garden and the comedy postbox| |**Best song**|the kingdom is in rack and ruin (duh dum duh dum dum duh!)| |**Best fuck up**|[[member:Gemunu Cooray]] //(Exeter)// for "I'm finish so I will go first"| |**Best corpse**|Helen and Kat for the Marge and Tina song| ===== Flosscars Nominations ===== |**Best hero**|[[member:Laurie Penny]] //(Wadham)// for Jack| |**Best heroine**|[[member:Louise Sherlock]] //(St John's)// for Princess Tamara \\ Sal for Anna Key| |**Best villain**|[[member:Harry Ullman]] //(Wadham)// and [[member:Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for the Giant| |**The ooh you lovey award for actually being able to act**|Sophie for Queen| |**Best ad-lib**|Kit for oh, look, my comedy shrub has become a post-box" \\ [[member:C Howdle]] //(Wadham)// and Rose for making use of the duplicate prop "Not ze portrait of Marie Antoinette. Hand it over. And ze other one...."| |**Best duo/trio**|[[member:Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// and [[member:Harry Ullman]] //(Wadham)// for the Giant \\ Kit, [[member:C Howdle]] //(Wadham)// and Rose for Claude/Claudette/Marianne \\ Katherine and Helen for Marge and Tina| |**The 'beyond the call of duty award'**|Tom and [[member:Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for the slosh scene| |**Best quote**|Katherine for "Well the problem is we're just not going to have enough hoes!"| |**Best prop/piece of scenery**|The beanstalk!!| |**Best line learner**|Tom for being line perfect by about 4th week| |**Best costume**|Giant costume| |**Best song**|Marge and Tina \\ It'll all end in divorce| |**Best dodgy French (non Tom) accent**|Kit \\ Rose and [[member:C Howdle]] //(Wadham)// for actually having real French accents| |**Best Tom accent**|Tom for Paddy| |**Best fuck up**|Tom for "Flora!" when laurie said "it's daisy...the cow!" \\ Rabbit in the slosh scene| |**Best performance at a cast party**|[[member:Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for Being in black tie and very pissed \\ [[member:Laurie Penny]] //(Wadham)//| |**Best corpse**|[[member:Harry Ullman]] //(Wadham)// for when Duncan was made to drink pure alcohol and almost dropped him| |**Best caricature of oneself**|Sally for Anna Key| {{topic>jack and the beanstalk +song list&nodesc&nouser&nodate}} {{tag>show}}