====== Emma New ======

**User Level** : Ex-ÜberOULE
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**Colleges** :
  * St Hildas from 2008

==== Family Tree ====

**Parents**
  *Ina Cristova
  *[[member:Tom Perkins]]

**Children**
  *[[member:Georgie Atton]]
  *[[member:Ben Below]]
  *[[member:Alex Brinkman-Young]]
  *[[member:Miles Coverdale]]
  *[[member:Valeriia Gladkova]]
  *Berenika Kotelko
  *[[member:Thomas Little]]
  *Edoardo Lomi
  *Alexis Lygounenos
  *[[member:Katie Moore]]
  *Emma Parkin
  *Tim Skew
  *[[member:Alex Stutt]]
  *[[member:Ed Tansley]]

==== Shows ====

|**Term**|**Show**|**Part/Role**|
|Michaelmas 2008|[[shows:beauty_and_the_beast|Beauty and the Beast]]|Belle|
|Hilary 2009|[[shows:robin_hood_merryment|Robin Hood: Merrymen-T, Maidens and Madness]]|Basil|	
|Trinity 2009|[[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]]|Dr. Lou Cypher \\ Printing Credit|
|Michaelmas 2009|[[shows:snow_white|Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]]|Morgan|
|Trinity 2010|[[shows:poirot|Poirot: A Musical]]|Miss Scarlet \\ Songs by|
|Michaelmas 2010|[[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]|Eel Skin Lisab \\ Songs By \\ Crocodile created by|
|Hilary 2011|[[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]|Riddler \\ Musical Contributions|
|Trinity 2011|[[shows:tragedy|Tragedy: A Comedy]]|Romeo|
|Michaelmas 2011|[[shows:snow_queen|The Snow Queen]]|Dietmar|
|Michaelmas 2013|[[shows:hea|Happily Ever After]]|Earl Grey|
|Hilary 2014|[[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]|Xenia Olddfeld \\ Musical Directors|
|Michaelmas 2014|[[shows:gnoel|The First Gnoel]]|Ortant|
|Hilary 2015|[[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]| Musical Director \\ Sullivan|
|Trinity 2015|[[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]|Little John|
|Michaelmas 2017|[[shows:santa|Let’s Kill Santa]]|Santa \\ Musical Director|
|Hilary 2018|[[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]|Batman|
|Trinity 2018|[[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]]|Derbyshire \\ Assistant Director|
|Hilary 2019|[[shows:edate|Everyone Dies At The End]]|Elvis|
==== Songs ====

[[shows:gnoel|The First Gnoel]]
  * Rap Battle
  * The Unimportant Song

[[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]
  * At The Theatre
  *That's How Explorers Get Their Thrills
  *I like Shiny Things
  *Lost in the Jungle
  *Final Song

[[[shows:santa|Let’s Kill Santa]]
  *Outsiders Market
  *The Money Song
  *The Gifting Song

[[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]
  *Being a Hero

[[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]]
  *You can always trust a butler

[[shows:edate|Everyone Dies At The End]]
  *We are the C.U.N.T.S

[[shows:mram|Meeting Rooms and Managers]]
  * Money is the Mojo that I Need -  Lyrics and Music

==== Flosscar Wins ====

|2011|•Best Costume for The scary yet erotic lime green lycra riddler outfit with boob zips ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]])|
|2012|•Best Hero for Romeo ([[shows:tragedy|Tragedy: A Comedy]]) \\ •Best Bad Guy / Villain for The Pirate Queen ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •Best Costume for Three Utterly ridiculous pairs of dungarees ([[shows:snow_queen|The Snow Queen]])|
|2014|•Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex for Oddfeld ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]) \\ •Most Spurious Accent for Oddfeld ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]) \\ •Best Song for It's all about the tea ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]])|
|2015|•Best Heroine for Imp Ortant ([[shows:gnoel|The First Gnoel]]) \\ •Best Song for I like Shiny Things ([[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]) \\ •Best Song for The Unimportant Song ([[shows:gnoel|The First Gnoel]])|
|2019| •Best Directing Team for [[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]] \\ •Best Performance of a Song for Always Trust a Butler ([[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]])|
==== Flosscar Nominations ====

|2010|•Best Bad Guy/Villain for Dr Lou Cypher ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]]) \\ •The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act for Morgan ([[shows:snow_white|Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])|
|2011|•Best Bad Guy/Villain for Miss Scarlet ([[shows:poirot|Poirot: A Musical]]) \\ •The "M-Tropolis and M-Town" award for Best Double Act/Couple for Riddler and Penguin ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Song for Batman you are an arsehole ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Song for Commissioner Gordon's Song ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Song for Oh Miss Scarlet ([[shows:poirot|Poirot: A Musical]]) \\ •Best Costume for Miss Scarlett / French Maid ([[shows:poirot|Poirot: A Musical]]) \\ •Best Prop for The Crocodile ([[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for Concussing the audience. ([[shows:poirot|Poirot: A Musical]]) \\ The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act for Miss Scarlet ([[shows:poirot|Poirot: A Musical]])|
|2012|•The "M-Tropolis and M-Town" award for Best Double Act/Couple for Pirate Queen and Admiral Lord Flashknob ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •The "M-Tropolis and M-Town" award for Best Double Act/Couple for Dieter, Dietmar and Dietrich ([[shows:snow_queen|The Snow Queen]]) \\ •The "M-Tropolis and M-Town" award for Best Double Act/Couple for Pirate Queen and Pirate King ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex for Romeo ([[shows:tragedy|Tragedy: A Comedy]]) \\ •Best Song for Diplomatic Intercourse ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •Best Costume for The Pirate Queen ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act for Romeo ([[shows:tragedy|Tragedy: A Comedy]])|
|2014|•Best Bad Guy/Villain for Oddfeld ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]) \\ •Best Ad Lib for Mermaid seal noises [[shows:little_mermaid|The Little Mermaid]] \\ •Best Quote (during a show) for The Oddfeld / Blowjob lines... ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]) \\ •Best Worst Line-learner for all the improvising ([[shows:little_mermaid|The Little Mermaid]]) \\ •The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act for Oddfeld ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]) \\ •The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty for being in the show with only a week's notice [[shows:little_mermaid|The Little Mermaid]]|
|2015|•Best Double Act/Couple for Gilbert and Sullivan ([[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]) \\ •Best Song for That's how explorers get their thrills ([[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]) \\ •Best Song for Lost in the Jungle ([[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]) \\ •Best Song for Final Song (i.e. Jerusalem) ([[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]) \\ •Best Song for At the Theatre ([[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]])|
|2016|•Best Ad-Lib for 'I like my men like I like my cream... thick, rich, and able to be fitted in the refrigerator' ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]])|
|2018|•Best Heroic Character for Batman ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]) \\ •Best Villainous Character for Santa ([[shows:santa|Let's Kill Santa]]) \\ •Best Group/Double Act for the Justice League ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]) \\ •Best Couple for Batman and Superman ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]) \\ •Best Couple for Batman and Imogen Smiley \\ •Best Song for “Being a hero” ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]) \\ •Best Costume for Batman ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]) \\ •Best Cock-Up During a Performance for forgetting Bob and just leaving him onstage ([[shows:santa|Let's Kill Santa]]) \\ •Best Cock-Up During a Performance for forgetting half her lines for a scene \\ •Best Ad-Lib for “I’m not disappointed, I’m just angry” ([[shows:santa|Let's Kill Santa]]) \\ •Best Ad-Lib for “Na na na na na na na na me!!” ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]) \\ •Best Quote from a Script for “Seems…counterproductive” ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]) \\ •The Branoc Richards Award for Best Worst Line Learner for Batman ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]) \\ •The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to Act for Santa ([[shows:santa|Let's Kill Santa]]) and Batman ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]])|
|2019|•Best Heroic Character for Derbyshire ([[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]]) \\ •Best Morally Ambiguous for Elvis Presley ([[shows:edate|Everyone Dies at the End]]) \\ •Best Group/Double Act for the Illuminati ([[shows:edate|Everyone Dies at the End]]) \\ •Best Song for Always Trust a Butler ([[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]]) \\ •Best Song for We are the C.U.N.T.S ([[shows:edate|Everyone Dies at the End]]) \\ •Best Costume for Derbyshire ([[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]])|