| Bob Lampwick "A Lampwick by any other name would smell as much" |
Noga Zivan |
| Vera de Vere "I'll have you know I've got a black belt in origami" |
Danielle Cotter |
| Dick Turpentine (aka Sir Richard Hogswash) "It's a good job you're a talented criminal, sir!" |
Kate Broadhurst |
| Whitewash "Whitewash, you are a useless slop bucket!" |
Rhiannon Mogridge |
| Ulrich the Ultimate Baddie "You really do have a marvellous criminal mind, sir!" |
Franco Woolfe |
| Fairy Blobmother "I keep forgetting to speak in rhyme and I get it wrong half the time." |
Elizabeth "Blob" Baldwin |
| Lady de Vere "The stuck up old hag from the castle, who hasn't smiled since 1921!" |
Catherine Harrison |
| Dame Lampwick "The foul mouthed washerwoman from the village?" |
Duncan Coutts |
| Gobby "Ever since he swallowed that dictionary, it's been impossible to understand him." |
Suzanne Calebrese |
| Humpty Dumpty "Look at me - I'm an egg!" |
Dev Gangjee |
| Policemen "Not much gets past you two, does it?" |
Liz Norman, Michael Mansour, Alice Volmera |
| Director |
Liz Norman |
| Producer |
Noga Zivan |