| Bertie Wooster "...You are an anti-social animal, Bertie, a drone." |
Kate Broadhurst |
| Jeeves "...If ever in the whole history of human affairs there was a moment when that lofty brain was required, it is now" |
Richard Owen |
| Gussie Fink-Nottle "...Spink-Bottle? The timid, teacup-passing, thin bread and butter 'yes' man? Face like a guppie?" |
James Needham |
| Bingo Little "...If there is one fellow in the world who could alleviate the horrors of this blighted visit, that bloke is young Bingo." |
Penny Sarginson |
| Madeline Bassett "...When a girl suddenly, out of the blue, asks if you don't sometimes feel that the starts are God's daisy chain, you've got to wonder." |
Rhiannon Mogridge |
| Aunt Dahlia "Aunt Dahlia's always been a good stick. I have never wavered in my appreciation of her humanity, sporting qualities and general good-eggishness" |
Liz Norman |
| Aunt Agatha "...When I hear she is moving in the same hemisphere as me I tend to quake" |
Noga Zivan |
| Mr. Filmer "... His entire demeanour is such that many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and start embalming on sight" |
James Needham |
| Miss. Waterbury "...Bane of my life. Bet her yet? Lurks around here, looming round corners to put the strain on me." |
Rhiannon Mogridge |
| Bonzo Travers "...A kid who requires not education in Greek and Latin, but a swift slosh to the base of the skull with a black-jack" |
Liz Norman |
| Thomas Spencer "...Do you have an inkling of the sort of scourge you've taken into your home? In the society of young Thomas, strong men quail. There is no devilry beyond his scope." |
Rachel Wellman |