| Dracula |
Matthew "Most Attractive package" Robinson |
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Jonathan Harker |
Dominic "Gorgeous" Mattos |
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Sexy Vamps |
Helen "Go on kiss him" Shield Katherine "Tell him to drop his trousers" Oliver Maddi "So young and strong" Leary |
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Lucy Westonra |
Ruth "Ball Bouncingly Beautiful" Weyman |
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Mina Harker |
Charli "There's more to a relationship than carnal pleasure" Massey |
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Jack Seward |
Elizabeth "Wetter than a fish's wet bits" Baldwin |
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Arthur Holmewood |
Sally "I do a rather good line in rough shag" Close |
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Quincey C Morris |
Duncan "There's nothing like a good rogering" Coutts |
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Butler |
Christopher "Talent oozes from every pore" Nairne |
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Maid |
Mark "knees apart she's the greatest" Jenkins |
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Sister Sledge |
Laura "I've got all my sisters with me" Horgan |
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Sister Act |
Katherine "Tell him to drop his trousers" Oliver |
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Sister Maria |
Maddi "But I need a wimple..." Leary |
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Sister Agatha |
Ariel "Were we supposed to bring presents?" Gaines |
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Ship's Captain |
Mark "no one tosses themselves off on my ship" Jenkins |
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Olgaron |
Paul "There's something going on on this ship cap'n" Miyagawa |
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Navy |
Maddi Leary, Katherine Oliver, Helen Shield, Laura Horgan, Natalie Wells, Ariel Gaines, Andrea Watts |
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O'Connell |
Harry "Mad as a button" Ullman |
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Renfield |
Louise "strange and off-putting" Sherlock |
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Goths |
Helen Shield Paul Miyagawa |
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Monty |
As Himself |
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Van Helsing |
Tom "Craizy" Reynolds |
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Priest |
Mark "Hallowed is not a name" Jenkins |
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Mary |
Nicole Gera / Helen Shield |
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The Crew:
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Director |
Andrea "Looks like the Virgin Mary" Watts |
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The Amazing Musicians: |
Simon Meredith Will Bartlett Russell Whitehead |
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Lighting |
Gavin Illsley |
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All Animals |
Sally "I could make you one of those" Close |
| Playwright | Andrea Watts |