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The Court of Fairyland
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| Archie (King of Fairyland) "Well, that's not a problem. I'm the King. Get out!" |
Jhon Polatch |
| Esmeralda (Queen of Fairyland) "The Queen - oh, what a wimp!" |
Cath Howdle |
| Belle (Their daughter) "But Belle, she is the fairest of them all." |
Lydia Menzies |
| Maid Marion (Belle's maid) "But, Maid Marion, you're beautiful" |
Andra Watts |
| Cook "If you tasted my piccalilli you'd see you were making a big mistake" |
Duncan Coutts |
| Little Boy Blue "You're not fit to be in charge of a goldfish" |
Franco Woolfe |
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Their Friends
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| Fairy Nuff Fairy Lea (Three good fairies) Fairy Liquid "You stupid fairies! I can't believe you ever qualified!" |
Fennel Aurora Rhiannon Mogridge Claire Cruise |
| Humpty Dumpty (An egg) "You're better than Little Boy Blue" |
Mike Hallard |
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Their Enemies
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| Fairy Stofthemall (A bad fairy) "She's a bad fairy. The worst" |
Elizabeth Baldwin |
| Evil Minion (Her sidekick) "This is my minion, whose name is not important" |
Julia Short |
| Jean-Pierre (A dejected lover) "Je suis le prince amoreux" |
Nicole Gera |
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People they only know briefly
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| Various Princes |
Mike Hallard Richard Owen Liz Norman |
| Inept Policemen |
Liz Norman Richard Owen |
| Written by: |
Liz Norman, Lydia Menzies and the drunken script-writing
team |
| Directed by: |
Rhi Mogridge and her team of RADA-trained llamas |
| Produced by: |
Duncan Coutts and Andrea Watts |