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The Goodies:
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| Aladdin "Those round, firm young buttocks" |
Andrea Watts |
| Genie G "I don't think the master-genie relationship stretches that far." |
Rakesh Bungar |
| Washerwoman "I'd like to tell you a story" |
Dominic Mattos |
| The House of Negg: |
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| King Size "Marvellous! Then it's time for drinks." |
Miles Gould |
| Queen Bea "Nervous of all those young, strong lithe men?" |
Elizabeth Baldwin |
| Princess Leia "And the Princess, fair and kind is she" |
Helen Pritchard |
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The Baddies:
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| Evil Kidnappers "We do parties, magic shows, home catering and kidnappings." |
Tom Hart Julia Short |
| The House of Djinn: | |
| King Ivor "Mwahahahah!" |
Franco Woolfe |
| Queen Anita "Who's been munching my carpet?" |
Rosemary Stanley |
| Prince Mustafa "Who'd want to marry Mustafa?" |
Cath Howdle |
| Granny "Granny's out of the asylum" |
Noga Zivan |
| The Army |
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| Corporal Punishment "Allow me to introduce my Privates to you." |
Christopher Nairne |
| Private Function "I like picking flowers!" |
Ruth Weyman |
| Private Parts "Sir, I propose a picnic." |
Harry Ullman |
| Private Tended "What?!" |
Sally Close |
| The Randoms: |
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| Shopkeepers "Quality goods!" |
Lydia Menzies Rhiannon Mogridge |
| Policemen "I say, I say, I say…" |
Craig Walsh Lisa Maule |
| Lord Buckingham "It's me! Hurrah!" |
Duncan Coutts |
| Lord London Paddington "To beg the Princess' hand." |
Craig Walsh |
| Carpet seller "Sign here, and here, and here, and here" |
Lisa Maule |
| Jean-Pierre "Scampering beneath ze blood red 'orror" |
Lucy Stone |
| Songs |
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| Spurious rodent song: |
Words by Lydia Menzies |
| Senseless immoral song: |
Words by Lydia Menzies Music by Lydia Menzies and Mike Hallard |
| Keyboard: |
Mike Hallard |
| Written by: |
Lydia Menzies and Catherine Mercuria |
| Directed by: |
Lydia Menzies |
| Produced by: |
Andrea Watts |
| Techie stuff: |
Mark Roberts and Gordon Nimmo-Smith |